If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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