I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
as a side note pls kill me
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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