haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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