I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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