This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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