watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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