Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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