I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm jealous of your bromance
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
