Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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