and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Randomize