Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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