WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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