She announced her abortion via fbk
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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