We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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