he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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