He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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