How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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