he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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