Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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