can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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