That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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