okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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