We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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