Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Randomize
