I am in a vortex of obligation.
It's just like the Real World with babies
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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