drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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