After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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