Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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