toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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