Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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