Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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