i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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