508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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