And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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