Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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