I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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