Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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