One girl and one boy is just not enough.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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