Whod you bang
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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