i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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