I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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