glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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