Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
