Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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