People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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