Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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