So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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