she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
so much tequila, so little girl.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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