Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
