whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm really busy with my period
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