Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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