had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think people are normalizing furries
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