I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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