hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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